Please note:

Not that anyone specifically asked, but it must be stated clearly and unambiguously: There will never be a podcast of ArchaeolBlog.

When one's voice sounds like a cross between Billy Crystal with a head cold and a cat with his 'nads twisted in a bunch, one doesn't go around broadcasting it to the world.

Okay, if a celebrity voice out there wants to do it, outsourcing may be a possibility. . . .